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Are You Resistins Me (Che)

Resistins is...well, it's not very likely, is it? ///// This shirt looks awesome in pretty much every color EXCEPT purple, black, chocolate, burgundy, navy, and forest green. Keep this in mind when selecting your shirt's color.

$ 16.99

Backflippe Ladies' Tee

ONLY AVAILABLE IN NAVY (not the military navy, the color navy. I'll be here all week.)

$ 16.99

Q's Ringer

By wequring this shirt, you cqn let everyone know thqt your mqnner of spelling is quite idiosyncrqtic.

$ 19.99

Backflippe Ringer

"I once saw a man. Your height...no, maybe taller or shorter. Anyway, he was backflippe like mad, all over the landscape. Eventually, he came to own a golden palace, and for shame if you tried to slap him! Your hand would just turn into mmmmoney! Truly, we can all learn from this parable."

$ 19.99

Pinecone Ringer

$ 19.99

I USE Q'S INSTEQD OF Q'S

By wequring this shirt, you cqn let everyone know thqt your mqnner of spelling is quite idiosyncrqtic. ///// This shirt looks awesome in pretty much every color EXCEPT orange, white, yellow, ash, and natural. Keep this in mind when selecting your shirt's color.

$ 16.99

Backflippe Your Way to Success

"My backflippe was good. Not great. The rotation was nice, and I wore clothes that made me look like the contents of a washing machine while I did 'it.' Those days are over." -Retired backflipper and paraplegic Eustace K. Anderson ///// This shirt looks awesome in pretty much every color EXCEPT white, ash, and natural. Keep this in mind when selecting your shirt's color.

$ 16.99

current mood: just ate a pinecone

"This shirt will allow you to surf on the back of the townspeople with ease. I should know, I've been doing it for centuries. You see, I'm a ghost." -Nebkheperure Tutankhamun, Pharaoh of Egypt ///// ONLY AVAILABLE IN FOREST GREEN

$ 16.99